I have a serious problem

Beware the red-nosed monkey

Who thinks he is an ape,

For he will play bad tricks on you.

You won't enjoy his jape.

 

He used to have a curly tail

To help with climbing trees.

An alligator bit it off.

He joined the chimpanzees.

 

He had a brother, I've heard tell,

Whose name was Monkey Frank,

And was rumbustuous in extreme,

Playing many a naughty prank.

 

I cannot tell you what he did;

His naughtiness got much worse.

His escapades became so bad

They can't be told in verse.

 

Now if I write a poem,

And no-one writes one better,

It is time to stop the writing

If lines start with just one letter:

 

A zulu warrior captured him

And sent him to a zoo.

Alas he was not happy there

And his tail fell off too.

 

 

 

 

 

I am he

 

I am not a monkey

Monkey Frank

I am dejected

(my name is Monkey Frank)