Tobacco Smoking Makes You Sick

You've heard the tale of Uncle Will (tobacco smoking made him ill)

And we have read of Uncle Mick (tobacco smoking made him sick)

Now we will learn of other folk who thought tobacco was a joke.

 

Let me tell of Tommy Tripe

Who always used to smoke a pipe

Until his teeth went brown and yellow.

Then he stopped. A sensible fellow.

But not so Ernest Fotheringay

Who smoked four pipefuls every day.

His teeth fell out. He could not eat

And he had pains down in his feet.

 

 

 

There was a time when people said

That smoking helped to clear the head.

They did not know that other folk

Had clear heads and did not smoke.

And those who do not smoke at all

Do not think smoking is so cool

But often find it quite unpleasant

Stinging eyes of people present.

 

 

 

Cigarette, pipe or fat cigar

Are most unhealthy, whoever you are.

Some ladies think it very smart

To puff a ciggy, so they start

And when they've grown a little older

They sometimes smoke it in a holder.

Some are poor and some have wealth

But smoking always harms their health.

 

 

 

 

Deep down in the sunny South

We see many a cigar-filled mouth.

They puff away with joyous grin

Blowing out smoke and drawing in.

Tobacco smoke upsets the brain.

It hurts the heart and gives it pain.

But they will not heed when it's said

That they may one day drop down dead

 

 

Tomorrow, I will give up smoking.

 

So listen up, my fine young friend,

Make sure you avoid a smoky end.

You will enjoy the best of health

And will not waste away your wealth

If you abjure the smoker's way, and

Breathe fresh air the whole long day.

Do not take a smoking wife

And you may have a happy life.

 

 

My nose is very sniffy today

My name is Fidelio

I live in Havana where the

best cigars are made