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A
penguin, showing how to dance,
Must
let others have a chance
And
not show off and steal the show.
He
should let others have a go.
If
our Pink Rabbit wants a turn
He
should teach the steps and let her learn. |
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A
penguin sitting down to read
Should
be very quiet indeed,
No
squeaking, squawking, growl nor coff.
No
snoring if he dozes off,
And,
practising his bookish arts,
Must
cover up his private parts. |
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If you
must do that, please wear some underpants! |
A
penguin, going out to skate,
Should
practice and not hesitate
To
shine the skates upon his feet,
Keeping
tidy, smart and neat.
If
he may fall and have a slip
He
should wear trousers, with a zip. |
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If
he is going off to ski
He
must retain his dignity.
To
cover up his lower half
What
better than a woolly scarf?
In
public places, day or night,
He
must always do what is polite. |
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When
Zipper shovels up the snow
His
private parts must never show,
Then
when he clears away the path
The
other creatures will not laugh
But
say: "He is so very nice,
"To
clear away the slippery ice." |
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Zipper
is brave and does not cry,
Though
sad with tiny tears in eye,
However
hard our friend might try,
(And
he is just as clever as you or I),
He
sees the birds up in the sky
And
knows that he can never fly.
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