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Other people's troubles might cheer you up
Uncle Fred
Forgot his road manners
Uncle Brian
Hurt himself by trying to lift something very heavy
Uncle Ted
Went into a dangerous place without wearing a safety hat
Uncle Joel
Did not fix his safety harness
Uncle Ray
Did not look where he was going
Cousin Mike
Went too fast upon his bike
Uncle Pete
Wore no shoes upon his feet
Uncle Reg
Went too close to the edge of a cliff
Cousin Frank
The silliest boy in town
Uncle Bob
Who would not eat his vegetables
Nannie Minnie
Like Great Uncle Norman she lived till 99 years old
Auntie Rose
Went to join the Eskimos
Uncle Will
He smoked tobacco and cigarettes
Aunty Flo
Went out on a cold day without proper protection
Great Aunt Millie
Slid down the slippery slope
Uncle Jim
Went off to the Great North Pole, but what next?
Uncle George
Walked the high wire until............... ZONK!
Auntie Lulu
Went to Africa and was not seen again
Uncle Sid
Shall I tell you what he did? No, I don't think I should
Cousin Dan
A clever engineer who put accidents right
Uncle Ken
Looked after Sid's farm for a while but he was not always reliable
Old Jeremy
Ancient relative who fell into a trap. The children he did not have were called Dave and Sue
Aunt Jane
Did not use her brain when she went walking in the rain
Uncle Benny
Now where did Uncle Benny come from?
Uncle Sam
Did not take enough exercise
Uncle Finn
Enjoyed a drink or two or three
The Blue Danielube
These stories don't seem to know where they are going right now but perhaps this one will lead us to Uncle Mick